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X-amine your schedule. And if you have nothing x-cessively x-citing planned for the weekend, perhaps you might want to x-cuse yourselves from x-asperating activities and x-alt your mood to an x-tremely higher state. Come x-perience the x-clusive open wheel racing – the go-kart! It will be an x-hibition of x-plicit F1-like racing actions and an x-plosion of x-cessive energy resulting from a G-force reaction that would do Vin Diesel proud!

No x-ageration! While go-kart may not x-actly be the most x-otic sport in x-istence, it is every bit x-uberating and x-hilarating. X-traordinary too if it is the first time for you!

Here are some hard facts about go-karting that you never come to realize:

IT'S MIND RELAXING
Unlike chess, bowling or golf, which drain the brain, go-karting is as relaxing as a good massage or aromatherapy. And the suit the drivers wear make them feel as if they just had a good sauna.

IT'S NOT RISKY TO LIFE
Unlike rock-climbing or martial arts, which leave the sportsperson with a 50-50 chance of survival, go-kart is as safe as a baby stroller, only this time the karter gets to steer and go “somewhere”. Of course, with you at the wheel, the karts will go just about “everywhere”.

IT'S NOT PHYSICALLY HAZARDOUS
Unlike football or baseball, which is a contact sport, kart drivers are unlikely to be pushed,
kicked, elbowed or even scratched. Of course, in the hands of you guys, THAT is about to change. The karts probably WILL make contact.

So x-clude yourselves from x-cruciatingly boring Saturday shopping and come to MORAC FastTrack Speedzone USJ ELITE Go-Kart Circuit, the Sepang Go-Kart Circuit, or the Shah Alam Go-Kart Track and watch as the x-men and women x-orcise each other in the fight for victory! X-pose yourselves to some x-amplary display of x-pelling opponents. Better if you x-perience it yourselves.

Call me if you are game! It’s not that x-pensive.