Even if you don’t care about saving money for retirement, preserving the environment for your children and future generation, educating yourself and your family on how to live a simple life and stopping the war in the Middle East (and the world, sooner or later), you should still divorce your car because:
If you own a Korean car, you have bad taste.
If you own an Italian car, you are broke.
If you own a German car, you are egoistic in that you believe your self-worth is tied to your car.
If you own a French car, you have weird sense of fashion.
If you own a car from China, you have a clear sense of humor, plus a tool to make people laugh.
If you own a Japanese car (passenger, not sports), you are womanly.
If you own a Swedish car (Volvo or worse, Saab), you are gay.
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