I finally came to the decision that today was the day I should shave. Most parts of my body, and not just the face. But especially the face.
So there I was standing in the bathroom, in front of the mirror. Naked. And extremely muscular in all the wrong places. I am ugly. But that’s ok ‘cos so are you.
What I don’t understand is, why on earth and for heaven’s sake does my moustache grow upwards? If I pout my lips, my moustache will meet my nose hair and will stick like Velcro.
So with vengeful strokes of the sharpest shaving blade, I cropped them sonovabitches off my face and face the truth – I can never grow a moustache.
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